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'Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the lab
The halls were all quiet
No corpse on the slab
The gloves were hung
In the DNA Lab with care
Over luminol, ninhydrin,
and other tools there
The case slips were all nestled
All snug in their files
So the CSI Team
Got to go rest awhile.
When out in the hall
There rose such a clatter
Gil sprang from his desk
To see what was the matter.
Running down the hall
Came Cath and Nick
"Griss, we got a murder,
You better come quick"
Gil picked up his papers
and heaved a big sigh
"I'll be there in a minute
And Nick, you can drive."
They went and they processed
from midnight till dawn
"Lets head back to the lab."
Cath said with a yawn.
Back at the lab
Greg made a big fuss
"Tonight I'm all backlogged,
but for you, its a must"
He spoke not more words
But went straight to his work
mixing and stirring
to make chemical murk.
"I have your results,"
Greg turned and he bragged.
"Its all set to go,
labled, marked and tagged."
Then Jim Brass walked in
And said with a smile
"I got your guy
But it might take awhile!"
They presented each piece
of evidence to the man
and he finally talked
the murder was planned.
Suddenly, a new
report came in
Gil read it and looked
at his team with a grin.
"On Catherine! On Warrick!
On Sara and Nick!
On Brass! On Greg Sanders!
We have a new vic!"
"To the autopsy room!
All the way down the hall!
Dash away, dash away!
Dash away all!"
With that, the whole group turned and they said:
"Merry Christmas to all!"
(That includes all you dead.)
When all through the lab
The halls were all quiet
No corpse on the slab
The gloves were hung
In the DNA Lab with care
Over luminol, ninhydrin,
and other tools there
The case slips were all nestled
All snug in their files
So the CSI Team
Got to go rest awhile.
When out in the hall
There rose such a clatter
Gil sprang from his desk
To see what was the matter.
Running down the hall
Came Cath and Nick
"Griss, we got a murder,
You better come quick"
Gil picked up his papers
and heaved a big sigh
"I'll be there in a minute
And Nick, you can drive."
They went and they processed
from midnight till dawn
"Lets head back to the lab."
Cath said with a yawn.
Back at the lab
Greg made a big fuss
"Tonight I'm all backlogged,
but for you, its a must"
He spoke not more words
But went straight to his work
mixing and stirring
to make chemical murk.
"I have your results,"
Greg turned and he bragged.
"Its all set to go,
labled, marked and tagged."
Then Jim Brass walked in
And said with a smile
"I got your guy
But it might take awhile!"
They presented each piece
of evidence to the man
and he finally talked
the murder was planned.
Suddenly, a new
report came in
Gil read it and looked
at his team with a grin.
"On Catherine! On Warrick!
On Sara and Nick!
On Brass! On Greg Sanders!
We have a new vic!"
"To the autopsy room!
All the way down the hall!
Dash away, dash away!
Dash away all!"
With that, the whole group turned and they said:
"Merry Christmas to all!"
(That includes all you dead.)
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5. NEVER slap Gibbs
6. NEVER call Gibbs Leroy or Jethro(Except for Ducky and Jen)
7. NEVER let Ziva drive
8. NEVER leave Tony in charge
9. NEVER talk about Siberia
10. NEVER tell Gibbs what to do
11. NEVER get Ziva angry
12. NEVER bring up the name Ari or the death of Kate
13. NEVER disturb Gibbs in the interrogation room
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Grissom, Nick, Sara, Warrick, and Catherine were all seated in the break room. They had recently finished a huge case, and all of them were exhausted. Catherine sighed, and Nick took a sip of his coffee. "Well, nothing brightens up your day like solving a case where a father kills his whole family because he was trying to watch TV and couldn't hear it." Nick said.
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A quick poem I wrote for my own amusement. You may have seen it on CubsEGirl's profile, because thats where I published it before I got this account.
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You just made my christmas!